YaYa Diaby Back at Bucs Practice | 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Week 1.mp4
What's up, bucs Nation? It's September 2nd, 2024, and you're watching the newly minted Loose Cannons podcast of the 813. That's right; we've officially launched! If you guys didn't know, we had a bit of an announcement. Okay, we had a bit of an announcement before we get into that. You guys know who I am - I'm Sam. We're hanging out with Stank, Bastard, and the return of my brown brother, the Poppy Latte. Okay? The Poppy Latte. Now, for those of you who missed we had a little bit of an announcement earlier today. We announced something we've been working on for about two years which is a network that brings you a website that's unmatched, okay? It's you can consume Buccaneer content and video written form interactive form, we have tons of stuff up our sleeves, okay!
It's called The 813, you can check it out at the813.tv, and before I forget, make sure you click the link at the top of the chat and go and subscribe to the new channel we're not on there yet, we're going to let that build up a little bit and continue doing what we're doing here, but that will eventually be our home for good. And of course, you can see every one of our episodes from here on out on the813.tv as well, so you don't even have to leave the website. You got bucs news coming from Rock Riley, you got Jerry... uh James. Yargo, you say rock Riley rock Riley yeah that's right. By the way, rock will be joining us he'll be joining us in the second segment tonight.
And before I forget, also listen: You got fully loaded on there with JC and myself; you got the Loose Canons podcast; you got Rock Riley Daily okay, not weekly, daily updates with video from one buck. Okay, we've got Yargo; we've got Jared writing up articles; we've got a new show called Money Line Dogs which is an NFL wide betting show with JC and Jake Arias, and of course we've got NFL Insider Huddle, it's called The Huddle NFL Insider Huddle, and we've got a show with Jake Arias and Benjamin Albright. Okay, we Got an all-star cast, I got five minions that I, that well, I got five interns that we now call minions or we got a whole team. This is ridiculously exciting!
So make sure you guys check that out by the end of the show or after the show. Um, boys, it is uh, it is week one. It is officially... You didn't ask me, am I part of this venture? You, you're now saying number one, number two. I said 'stink bastard' and I said 'the poppy latte.' I said 'okay,' okay, all right because I wanted to give Latte the stage. Am I appearing now with Benjamin Albright and Rock Riley. You are wow, incredible! That's our co-workers... now, but you know I, I caught that by the way, and and f fuck you stank because he announced you first he always announces me first then he announces you last we've been best for last right let's thank first and it was kind of weird it was kind of weird but i'm just i'm still trying to figure out sam how riffraff like us ended up getting a guy like rock riley like benjamin albright and jk rumors riffraff like us pull that off
rumor has it there's a video that shows how exactly we can i mean picture how exactly we uh acquired said rock riley that talent and other talent of course uh you guys are going to meet some really really talented people honestly on this team people you may have Heard of before like Yarko and Rock Riley, but then others that you have not heard about who are ridiculously talented. Um, massive shout out to those of you who've seen the video, massive shout out to one of the interns, Sniffy, he goes by Sniffy, absolutely crushed the production of that video, man! And shout out to our boy Geo, Tampa-based rapper, who did the narration for us, uh, absolutely crushed that. We also have some new stuff, yeah, Geo the OG, look him up.
Um, we also have a new uh, new intro coming soon, guys, so uh, check it out, it's Week One, okay? Then the biggest news so far on a Monday, considered a bonus, you know, practice day for the boys. At one buck, Yaya Diaby's out there moving around, looks comfortable, and he looks like he's getting ready for week one. Boys, it's it's uh it's exciting stuff! I mean, six weeks ago the sky was falling, four weeks ago whatever it was. He, the guy's an alien, he's an alien right? And by the way, one more thing on geo, go follow him for real, it's good shit, it's good music! I mean we had other people lined up, we had like you know, Lovy Smith, you know, we had people and we were like, 'No, who would geo?' Because we had Lovy Smith and he's from Tampa in the booth, somebody that's been in a basement somewhere in Tennessee ready so we went with you guys, you.
Guys, I had Greg Shiano emailing me right about doing it too, yeah, narration and we're like no because he was going to say 'toes on the line' or something. He's asking you like adjust your thermostat for him; no, he actually messed up the so he sent in an audition at the end, he says, 'We're not just a sports media company, we are toes on the line,' and that was it. And I thought he was trying to make fun of us or something; I'm not quite sure, I don't get it, that guy's just a weird just a weird dude anyway, yeah, I had the obby back in the building working with the guys out there moving around, I mean that's what we want to hear, right?
They've kept them on the shelf since the injury getting them ready for week one yeah todd bull says something like oh it's a bit early to tell that's fucking gamesmanship he's playing week one right guys i mean he's not out there moving around for fun he's fine yeah he's practicing this week for a reason and he is going to be playing week one we're gonna have our full repertoire for rotation and uh i'm excited honestly i'm excited football's fucking here but we have to talk about guys running around shorts anymore good on good i mean you know practices with other teams we're here baby it's fucking here i'm so excited you know you Mentioned shorts, I'm not even wearing shorts. I'm going no bottoms; I'm going straight. We need to pull right now.
I'm just fully excited if you know what I'm saying. I'm pumped! It's game week, man! Like Sammer said, 'Hey, we're recording tonight.' I was like, 'What are we gonna talk about? We have a whole nother week and again... I was like, 'Well, no wait. We're we're six days from football - Buccaneer football that is!' I haven't had pants on in the last 27 hours; I'm still going strong, 27 straight hours right now, no pants. What does that do? Anything! You left home and like, 'Okay, who else gonna get the mail dude?' Sometimes, like I enjoy the stroll. To the mailbox, um, I actually make it twice a day, not everybody has a cane to assist them, you know, I mean like my bad, I mean out there leaning on the tripod checking out the mailbox, you know, that's the whole deal, no.
So listen, one of the starting off the season, you're going against this guy, in you know, Jayden Daniels, he's gonna run around it was important that Yaya was there, I think the bucs understood that, that's why they sat him, that's why they got him ready, um, I'm excited to see him, can't see Vita JTS at that point could fall into a sack if Yaya comes out and does what he's supposed to do, he had a ridiculously good offseason, um, I'm Excited man, I'm just pumped to see him be there ready for Week One because I think that defensive line is going to drive me crazy. I'm excited, man; I'm that whole defense and I'd hate to have us you know have some pass rush issues or you know rushing quarterback, that whole thing right?
Yeah, I, I agree. Um, we'll get more into the game plan specific stuff later in the show and we have another show coming up but uh speak just speaking on Yaya being back it's it's incredible; I mean not many guys strike fear and I'm going to be careful, I'm not going to say strike fear challenge someone who's an adequate or equal alien like the record. On the record, like Yaya is just different. He was having a ridiculous camp and he got hurt, but he was like he was unblockable; it was insane. So I'm excited to, you know, I'm glad they they sat him, they rested him, and now unleash him on this rookie. Yeah, thank you awake, you're having a stroke there! No, I, I am, I'm just imagining because lately we talked about this.
Nobody paints a better picture than Latte. All right, I just want to see Yaya out there, fully healthy, can't see the game, slim down, slim down angry this guy's angry the entire off-season! Yeah, right? Hey, he wants some Jayden Daniel; imagine that game plan. Listen, we want you to Start the season strong so we have this, it's crazy playing Vita okay it's it's off the wall I don't know if you're gonna be able to do it but we are hoping that you can just not eat for two months leading up to the season yeah he's like why would you want to do that he's like that would be illegal but Jayden will run for his life that's bad that's bad news oh apparently it's working do you know how do you know how upset Vita is right that's what I'm saying I I fear for Jayden Daniels like not eat for two months he's just seen a barbecue chicken out there dude just glistening the sauce is like perfectly placed on like been brushed on. He's out there just in the sun, he's getting that char, I mean Vita's gonna be starving, dude. I wouldn't be surprised he has four sacks in the first quarter, uh, bucs by 30, bucs by 30, Zach we love,
yeah, so I uh can't imagine telling him you're prayers every person I listen to my birthday one of those hearts right sir, whatchu want and whatcha wanted and whatcha did, honey. They just wanna eat sam many times and you know you've all got the talent and you're leaders wasn't easy or because you know I'm really forgetful so I'm feeling like last week I have been doing a Welter shoulder belt on and I, so I wanted to make sure that I'm being. Careful to taste some Florida, right? You got it, me kind of want kick there at night can't you until the couch down the side. I mean, like, bruh, I'm looking for some water; it's cold out there. Put a poll up just really quick, just for just for shits and giggles.
Sammer, what was worse, the Glennon mob or the trash cans? What was worse, I don't know. First of all, it's the trash cans. I think you actually gave a little lisp today. Sorry, and Jonas, yes bro, I think you're at it today, bro. I haven't been telling Jonas for like three weeks; I've been teasing that it's the really the ugliest bug side I've ever worn in my life with the stripe down the middle. He's like, 'You want that the other day I had it in my hand. I'm like, 'I don't know if he really wants it,' and I didn't get it. Now he's mad at me, so yes, Jonas, I'll get you your hat, I promise. And, listen, everybody knows I'm formulating a list of the things you can't do this week, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna just let you know.
LaTte live on the show; you can't see your son this week. What? There's no Jayden's this week. Sorry, what is wrong with Jayden? What is Jay Oh Jay, no that's a name different spell his name much differently. The why, the why changes everything right. Why changes, you guys. Listen, we're a professional podcast now; people are investing. I see super chats lots of things I can't read very well. Can you read those new chats? Absolutely, I mean y'all know you can't read. You could try; it's more entertaining than me reading it clearly. It's more entertaining watching you try. Uh, LBC's most wanted 499 super chat says 'Saludos' loose cannons over/under one and a half C's over/under on Cohen leaving in one and a half years.
I happen to believe that there might be a plan in place for Liam Cohen if he does his job well, and I expect him to do his job well; to be well. You know, continuation plan uh the uh heir apparent to Todd Bulls who I don't anticipate being fired but could at some point say you know what he has said i don't want to coach until i'm seven he's you know we'll just yeah i'm not as confident as sammer i could see a scenario where like after week four dime dumpy stave gets fired and then all right no shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut
up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up all right moving on next one all right we have another one 49 super chat from west side sports says scale of on a one to ten how confident are you in the defense in getting the over in three plus sacks On the commander's uh, listen I anticipate five sacks on uh Sunday just because it's a rookie quarterback, he's gonna want to run, he's gonna want to leave that pocket more, you know, sooner than he wants and he's gonna be seeing the kitchen sink thrown at him basically by Todd Bowles who's gonna have what, four or five weeks ago? I know they're saying oh not much to prepare for it's a rookie quarterback.
You blitz him, you go exotic as hell, and you just have fun. Late, I agree with Sam 100. We've heard Todd say he's come on this show; he's told us personally the key to a rookie quarterback is your blitz, and if they look at the rush, you got him. Yeah, fucking blitz and all they got him if he looks one time at the rush it's over so uh you know we're gonna get into it now right we're already here we're waiting on our guests to call but uh it's going to be very important to stay in your rush list do your job right don't go 45 on us, get live and leave your fucking gap, stay in your lane, stay in your gap, do your job contain him because he's a Russian quarterback and I I agree with Sammer they're gonna bring the kitchen house from everywhere they're gonna bring Tai Chi they're gonna bring Whitehead they're gonna bring...
they're gonna kitchen house bro what is the kitchen house? Forgot Whitehead is back, bro. We don't bring kitchen sinks here; we bring the whole kitchen house. Okay, I like that actually. You can see Jay Dan scrambling right; he's like, 'Oh look, I got this angle here.' You guys forget like it's a pistol. I mean you guys, you guys have been in my house right? I have a bathroom that's the size of a house, I do have a kitchen that's the size of a house, so they're bringing the kitchen house. It makes a lot of sense; I mean that - that's a great that's a shirt that's great, that's great. Okay, so so I have a question, I have a question though Stank speaking of Whitehead, sorry Sammer.
Yeah, if he did hit him the way he hit Aaron Jones in the NFC Championship, what would happen to Jayden's go dead? Let me do him easy; he's like 150 pounds so yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, nobody wants to see that. Hopefully, Jayden wears that big puffy thing on his helmet, I guess it's legal to wear, I don't know, is it only for linemen or a lot of wear it? Guardian cap, whoever wants to wear it can wear it now; anybody can wear it so... Listen, Jade, if you're watching this which I'm sure you are because you're trying to pick up all the details inside info and where else would you go but right here? Um, you should wear the puffy hat. You're probably Gonna get knocked the fuck out regardless, but you know, protect your your melon.
I don't really hate you at all; you know, you're not in your division. Good luck to you, sir. You're no longer an LSU asshole, so no wow! Okay, alright, guys. It's time for... I believe we'll do this every couple weeks, but it's time for uh a special guest somebody that you guys all know, okay? A guy who's never been on the Loose Cannons podcast, but he knows his way around one buck. I'll tell you what: Rock Riley live from One Buck with The Rock Riley Monday call-in update - Rock, what was going on out there at One Buck? Incredible! That's not bad; that is, that is not that. Bad Sarah, not that bad. Congratulations! What's funny is I could do rock and I could do rocky.
Right, that is here I am on the steps here I am on the steps in Philadelphia. I'm over here with the world heavyweight champion. How you doing, Rock? Go ahead, what's up? Slide, listen no, the vibe today was very business-like. They got an extra day of practice normally Tuesday is the off-day so they came in today, remember? They had Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off. I thought that was a good move at first; it's like three days off, but you know what, man? They rested their bodies nobody got in any kind of trouble. It isn't like the old school these guys. Are more aware they have so much to lose anymore; they're so everybody came in ready to go, and it was kind of business-like, um, and I was kind of surprised we were asking Todd Bowles about you know the game plan; he's like, 'We haven't given them the game plan yet.' We were doing other things now.
He didn't say specifically what they were doing, but they're going to go over the game plan tonight. The coaches stay well into the night and then when these guys get there on Wednesday morning, then they get the install, then they get the game plan, then they're ready to go. But I just know that it's going to be a lot of fun and it's going to be a lot of Fun, I noticed I was watching Baker when he was going through uh the offensive throw you know, the quarterback drills. It seemed like he even had a little bit more zip on it, you know what I mean? They got their bodies rested after training camp and after the heat, and it was it was kind of a good vibe, but not too much of a pumped-up vibe, even though we're all excited; it's now finally regular-season football.
It was kind of like a business-as-usual attitude today. Rock, listen uh... I mentioned there early on the show before you came on, and I wanted to wait to ask you, but you know the whole world stopped if for a moment everybody had to catch their Breath right, you know we saw it when Jensen went down early in camp a couple years ago and it happened this year, Yaya Diaby being carted off the field and everyone took like it just took a dump in Tampa, like over over that, everyone overreacted bad overreacted. But but he was carted off, rock, that's a fact right, yep. And then a couple days later, a week later, he was carted off rock, and they're like, 'Oh, he's in the locker room walking around with shoes on, no boot, no nothing.' Like this guy's an alien, bro!
Tell me about Yaya, he was out there, he was practicing rock, like he... yes. Now I'm glad you brought that up, Papa Latte, because he had been, he'd Have that zero jersey on, he's out on the field at every practice but he hadn't done anything I mean even what we saw like sometimes they work with a trainer maybe a light jog had not seen him run at all till today I was shocked, sprinting full full sprint, no limp, nothing. Now bol when we ask balls about him goes yeah, he'd look great today. We still got a couple of more days to go and as long as I've been covering this sport or any of these sports this long, what they tell me is you can run in a straight line pretty fast in a sprint it's a matter of can you cut, can you pivot, you're moving some ligaments man that are still a little bit raw.
So, that's the only thing, but watching him today when they do this drill when they all warm up and then they're supposed to run nobody sprints, he was sprinting, and so that made me feel really good. Young guy looks like he is healed very very good very very fast, rock um a little bit of a surprise. It's Trey Palmer, I believe you said in your Rock Riley update on the 8/13 earlier today that he was in a non-contact jersey. Um, has it looked for him for Week One? Are they probably happy now that they have a guy like Jalen McMillan so that they don't really have to push a guy like Trey, or are they you know looking forward to having him for Week One?
And for this game on Sunday, that's a good question when we asked bowls that he was like he's just sore and he wouldn't say anything but he looked okay, you know he was participating it was just like you couldn't hit him so I don't think it's that serious, and remember guys it's only on Monday and I I've I've seen guys where they can't even practice in limp on Wednesday barely move on Thursday and then you see him out there on Sunday so it didn't he was out there running around pretty good it's just that you couldn't hit him but you are right, you are right Sam oh are they glad that they have Jalen McMillan whether or not they have Trey. Palmer, 100 or not, they're very glad they have Jalen McMillan.
I've been right a lot, I've been right a lot tonight, you guys notice that I've been right a lot tonight, you guys notice that I've been right a lot tonight, you guys notice that, right just all the time, kind of, kind of no saying like we all know like I'm usually sore on Mondays too, right. But when the game is here, lights are on, I always perform, usually. Hey, they have to play 60 minutes, thank you're what? 12 seconds you're like home for the 12-minute drill bro. I've been married 16 years bro. Listen, I know how to score in the red zone two-minute drill it's all practice, you need you. Need the other players to get you to that three-yard line exactly and then you'll punch it in, you guarantee you'll punch it, you'll punch it, and you'll finish it off.
Work smarter, go ahead, go ahead! I was gonna say, um, you've been down there, you've been down there the entire camp. We're super excited, we're super pumped! I mean, the the juices are flowing! Rock this offense, man! This run game? We watched the Dolphins game together, that one drive, seven plays, march right down the field. Rashad White was untouched, he was untouched, rocked out the middle, Brandon Barton, you run game, new offense, what are your thoughts, man? Every time I can Tell you what man, you're hitting on all all all the key points because every offensive player that I have talked to this offseason including Godwin when we ask Godwin what are you most looking forward to 425 on Sunday he said the running game they have noticed it's the way that they are set up in this running game it's the way they've been getting off the ball it's the
blocking scheme it's everything they're really really confident and that's the one part of the offense that really needed to improve man, and you know it that might be the sneaky part of the Buccaneers even though you got Godwin even though you got Mike Evans. Even though you got McMillan, even though you know the running game and it's not just Rashad White, it is Buckey; look at what did it's the blocking scheme so that's the thing that is going to be the key now if they can't run football it's going to be a blocking scheme it's going to be the way that they're going to smell some romantic long season but that's what I'm most looking forward to and everybody from the line everybody they're crediting Liam Cohen and his system, the way they're running the football again; it's only been pre-season we haven't even played a game but it's just they're confident about it, it makes a difference when.
You go from a pretty boy, a guy who's got that twinkle in his eye to a guy that clearly doesn't look in the mirror, doesn’t comb his hair, doesn’t care about that kind of thing – okay, for those you know they’re not necessities right? So I’ll let you leave after this rock, we'll kind of and because our next segment is bucs versus Commanders guys to watch for. So I wanted to ask you this weekend, this Sunday's game, who are a couple of guys that you're gonna have circled, have your eye on that you're, you know, most excited to look at? You're not gonna give them context, bro like Rock’s been covering this team for a long time, Rock can. You confirm or deny the only guys that have success here are ugly coaches, man.
You gotta have ugly coaches; you can't have 'oh, I've already explained it to him.' Hooters, I explained it to him, no, no, no; he did, he did. And thanks, like I really do believe there is something to that. You've been covering a long time, can you confirm or deny? Well, there is one thing though: I was listening, I've been following the Falcons, and you have their press conferences, you know, the NFC South. And Raheem Morris was like 'oh man,' you know; he wears Lululemon, I'm like, really, Liam Cohen wears Lululemon, and he he he does like to style so there is that guy, I don't know. If you want to hear that you never, you never seen ugly girls, ugly, ugly people could wear Lulu, that's hysterical.
The change the fact that you know ugly rock number one, number two, rock this is 101 baby! I mean, if you got a sponsorship with Lulu, you gotta rock the Lulu bro! I agree, there you go, there you go, there you go! I mean, his name is Lulu Cohen, right? I mean, it makes a lot of sense, right? Yeah, Lulu Liam, Lulu Liam Cohen just came up with something instead of dime piece; there you go, you did it, Lulu Liam! It was more right here, Lulu Liam, I'll tell him that now, I'll let you guys tell him, but uh, no, honestly Jayden Daniels so bowls was bragging. About him today, on the other side, you know, and I think you're right, you got to make him uncomfortable, and you're getting him in the first week, that's a key.
All I got a guy that I know used to work under us here in Tampa, he's the main sports he covers the Commanders like every day, and he was just saying that, like Jayden Daniels is very talented, and you can see that on the practice field, but it's going to be a whole different story with the Buccaneer defense. This isn't a defense that they have to know Malcolm very good wide receiver. We were talking to McCullum today; he actually he comes across as being real confident, not cocky, but very confident, which is good to see, talking to him today, um, and on the bright side, as well as my like sleeper for this year, but in this game just don't beat yourselves.
I think if the Buccaneers don't have a lot of penalties, don't have false starts, just play their game they should be able to beat the Commanders. The Commanders have a new offense, a new defense, uh, uh, new you know, new head coach, new GM, new quarterback. Sarah Walls from NFL Network had a real good question to ask today and she was saying that how do you study and game plan for a team didn't do anything in the preseason has a new offense has a new defense has a rookie. Quarterback, you got no film and he was like, 'look, that's how it is, Week One, because nobody really is showing anything, and you know, sometimes maybe you can go back to last year. So they're starting from scratch; they haven't had the winning culture and the weapons.
I mean, just don't beat yourselves. Don't beat yourselves, and you should get the dub coming out of this one on Sunday. Hell yeah! Rock! Thank you so much for joining us. We're gonna have you do this every couple weeks on Monday. We love it. We're finally Monday! Update @TheEightOneThreeDotTV, @TheEightOneThreeDotTV, I am so, so pumped up about it, man. Awesome. Rock buddy yo, I'll see you on Friday. You know what I'm talking about? See you all right. I don't know what you're talking about, but I see you. Thank you so much. Oh, okay. I got you. I got down. It took me a while. You know, I have anxiety, man. It takes me a while. All right, guys. I'll see you, man. Thanks, Rock. Thanks for doing this. All right, boys.
Listen, we asked Rock who his guys to watch for are. We'll start with you, Lotte. You know what? You need to name the segment Rocked Up. Rocked Up with Rock Riley. Got it. Yeah. With Rock Riley. Bug Commanders, this Sunday, boys. Lotte, two guys you're watching for. Two guys, you got your eye on this Sunday. I'm blown away by this super chat. Stank, can you read that, please? Because I am just so honored. Some guy named Pelated Computer said, 'Good to see the pop.' Hey, how much did he give us? Brought back five. Five dollars. Good to see the pop brought back the host with easily the most football acumen. That's how you say that word, right? Ah, 'acumen'. The best looking, the most talented. Welcome back, Papa Lotte.
Hey, it's a 'fucking' joke. Hey, we need to fix it. Rock was not popular. I know I'm never going to fix that. That is a lot. Papa Lotte, Papa Papa Lotte. Love you. Love you, Pelagic. Two guys to watch for. There's only five dollars with him, by the way. Yeah, guys to watch for. Come on, give me two lattés. Come on. Week one. We're jacked up, dude. I could be in the entire roster at this point. I'm watching the entire 53. We're talking. We're talking about the Redskins, right? Because I will never call them the Commanders. Are we talking about the books? Why would we be watching the Commandos, dude? Because we have to watch somebody. We have to watch out for what? If you're excited to see Jane Daniels, I guess it's up to you.
Answer how you feel. You know, how you think you want to answer it. Ah, fuck. Thank you. Go first. What was the question? Right here? The question. I'll start. I'll start. You guys are absolutely just not ready. It's not sorry. We had a long offseason. I get it. Listen here. I'll give you guys one. We'll start. We'll talk about this guy, man. The game doesn't come out till tomorrow. Do you? It's a game. Plan. You've been on JC sharpening your tools and training. Yeah. I mean, like, you can't have been on bro. It's on here. Here's what I'm looking at. Okay, Zion McCollum definitely got a circle on him. Okay. I want to see how he not only plays as a starting corner. Totally different realm for him.
He's the guy right now coming in as you know, a guy filling in. It's a different mindset. It's a different expectation into how does he play the edge? If Jane Daniels gets out of the pocket when you get in that no man's land where you don't know what you're supposed to do where we saw Carlton Davis so often kind of bite and get beat over the top. So I'm curious to see how he's going to be ready for a guy like this because I don't think I've seen him play against, you know, a very mobile, you know, dual threat type quarterback in the NFL and I'm a little concerned but I had this confidence about him at the same time. So that's one guy. I'm definitely watching.
Okay, as far as guys to watch for me, listen, I'm excited to see them shoot on offense. I hate to be redundant. But I'm just excited to see this running game. I'm excited to see 62. I'm giving you two on offense. I'm sorry. I'm excited to see that push up the middle on defense. Yaya and JTS, man, and Braswell as a unit are outside linebackers stay in your rush lane. As a matter of fact, we joke about they're going to have five sacks and they probably could; they could, I mean, we have some nasty interior lineman, but you can't be so quick to just rush Jaden Daniels and let him step up and get up and through because he is fucking fast. And he is a weapon in the run game.
I know we have great linebackers. I know we have great safeties and all that, but stay in your lane. Keep them in the fucking pocket. Make him make the correct decision and let Yaya and can't see do their job up the middle, and then it's going to it is if you stay in your rush lane the outside and he can't step up. He's going to get fucking sandwiched by you. Okay, that's what I'm done. I agree with you like to that same point. I think they're going to blitz a lot of the middle with Levante with Jordan Whitehead with KJ Britt. Decker. That guy's a maniac! Just run right up in there and just keep them in the pocket, put that pressure in that kid's lap, and hopefully that ends up curtailing him from running into sacks with JTS and the guys on the outside.
But you're right, if they get out of those rush lanes and he's running out, that's going to be bad news for the bucs defense and secondaries trying to make tackles against guy like that. You know, that rookie or not your athleticism is interesting. Stat by the way: staying before you go just so you guys know Jaden Daniels, correct me if I'm wrong plus he's in the chat. He's a stat guru, but I want to say I heard a stat in the draft. That he took the most hits in open field for a quarterback in college football last year. In other words, he doesn't know how to get down. He's not very where like he got blindsided. He would get rocked by safeties and shit.
So with that being said Jaden, you better get down because there's a certain Whitehead and Winfield. There's there's headhunter not headhunters, but there's dudes that missiles out there bro. So get down because Britt would love nothing more than the run right through your fucking chest. Yeah, I'm at the stank. It's close. You can't see I it's hard for me not to get too excited about this guy. Like I you know, we're bucs fans. We love pass rushing interior defensive lineman three Texans. He he flashed he was special. You want to really make it hard for young QB, just get pressure right up the middle, you know Vita looks just slippery, slippery, slim. All the all the. The S words I can even come up with right now, slick.
It's gonna be scary but slick exactly college. You can't see I we've had we have superstars on this defense right? Winfield, Devante, David college. You can't see could end up being if he's healthy could end up being the best player on defense. That's how excited I am. So I want to see a fresh coming off of a great rookie season. I want to see that guy just take over games. Because I feel like he could actually have that type of ability. So that's the guy. I really, really, really can't wait to watch. I wholeheartedly agree with you and you know, that's a testament to what I'm about to say, feel like connect Elijah. This, this offseason is kind of felt at the cracks. Nobody's talking about it. We're talking about nobody's mentioning him.
We've talked about it. Hey, Sam and I had a long conversation with him after practice on the field and he's like, 'I'm good because I'm excited.' I had all camp. I'm healthy, great. I mean, this kid is ready, like like a boat. I'll just let him do it. Yeah, he understands his role. He knows what he can do. He's confident in his abilities and we saw what he did in a tour lines game. Like I, he earned us an extra possession where we could have won that game as opposed to letting the Lions basically ice the clock, right? He made that play change the ending of the game and gave us a shot. We didn't pull through obviously, but still we got that shot. The other thing I'm watching for guys, honestly, you're going to feel it.
I know I see you too. I saw somebody mentioned it, but go ahead. I'm excited as well. I was going to say not Lululemon. Not Lululemon. It's so good. No, no, that's not that. But that's not it. The the kickoff return guys, Bucky Irving is going to be back there. If Trey Palmer doesn't play or does play, I think we have Slick. Yes, I want to say real bucs talk said he's decided to see Cam. I was like, well seeing him for that one one game. Like I see why the bucs were like, we don't need to see you playing any of the games keeping you on the roster. Explosive bro. It's a tour me between him between him and Bucky back there. Like I think we have the right guys to pop one dude.
It hasn't it's been a while since even a punt return has been returned for the bucs. But that now that you kind of have to kick it to the guys. I'm confident a guy like Bucky or Cam being able to just get through and beat one or two guys now and you're through, and I think we wouldn't be shocked if we return to kick off for a touchdown this Sunday. Honestly, it's something I'm excited to see, you know, we're probably with this new rule. That's what the NFL rod wanted, right? We might see a couple. We lost the NFL, but I like our chances as good as anybody else with Bucky back there, Cam. They know how to one cut and just go. It's a run.
It's basically a run play, just a bunch of guys blocking you and there's no layers to it. You just got to get past the one guy and you know, get through a crack and you're gone most of time. So I'm excited about that. For sure. I'm that guy who likes trying to get a chance to see what he is a little bit. He's he's good hybrid receiver running back, you know, got a build kind of like a like a back. He's a big thick kind of guy. So I have a feeling he's going to like solidifying himself as our returner and we just don't know. I have no idea what to expect at all from special teams. He reminds me of really thick and strong version of Peter Worek and the way he moves.
Yeah, but not Peter with us. Peter had Peter was really quick to it, but more of a twitch to him because he was fighters, but he just reminds me a little bit of that. But it's a lot. I see done bro. I see done really. He's a lot bigger than don't know. You talking about Bucky or can I'm talking about Bucky? You know, I'm talking about Kim Johnson. Him. Yeah, this reminds me that and I've looked I anticipate they're going to have him build gadget plays that kind of shit. Yeah, dude reverses and you're talking about reverses. I'm going to bring up a blast for the past build wise. He looks like it and plays like I'll say this guy never played like that. Right? The explosiveness the athlete.
He looks like the Ben around the Aurelius. He doesn't really. It has been to me bro. He looks like Ben. You're going to say 'get himself a hell of a game week one against Minnesota Vikings one time', but it never the athlete the joystick that what they envision never came to fruition. But Bucky, I mean a cam though. You see it. You see it translate to the field. Oh, yeah. Somebody in the chat actually said 'cam has some A in him'. He, yeah, I saw that comparison to his little bit of an A in him for sure. I see it. It's thicker than him. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what he is yet. Run some routes were stupid dude. Yeah, he runs. The fuck out of some routes.
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All right, come on; how important is week one of what I consider Redemption Tour 2.0 for Baker coming? This is a big game, man. I think it's he's got; he I think he puts on a show. Honestly. I really do. I think he comes out there chip on his shoulder and does a little bit what he did with Minnesota last year, but with way more fireworks. Yeah, I mean if it's hard to put your finger on what's different even Jason Lee had an issue like kind of every everybody's hard to describe Baker's different, right? He he's it's the. He's bringing fatherly energy the football field. Now, we still get the same Baker, right? All right, get your freaking weight up, you know, we'll headbutt your wife in the nose all that kind of shit, but he's a dad now.
So he's going to dad superhero powers. He's going to school, you know, Washington football team, whatever they call themselves now, right? It's just like I like it. I like that energy. He's bringing now, right? He this is his town. He's embraced us. He's not going anywhere. We are married to this guy. Okay. As much as I think Kyle, he could be a great quarterback in this league. Stop. I put it behind me. I put it behind me, but it’s my guy. That’s because my guy and and man, it’s just it’s it’s been a while. So are you going to mention Kyle Trask every episode? This is an episode. Don’t let it put him to I just put him to bed forever. He’s not. He’s never going to be a Buccaneers quarterback.
Somebody else you mentioned before me. I’m also excited. We’re gonna put that to bed. I’m also excited to see Baker, but specifically. The unit in front of him that has been upgraded, right? We saw in that preseason and it’s preseason, but he was comfortable in the pocket. Untouched what I quite honestly reminded very much as Miami versus the Hurricanes this week where you know, I mean Miami versus the the Florida Gators this week. I mean might what might as well have been that because nobody else showed up on the other side. Nobody else. But we talked about this before the game happened. I said, hey, we're going to beat you in the trenches. You're not going to touch Cam and Cam was as calm as a [expletive]. I'm untouched. I'm sorry.
I had to get my hurricane taken here, but that's what I feel about Baker. And I've said this before: I said it after we drafted Cam. Baker is like fire, right? You're trying to hold on the fire. You got to contain fire, right? He can be special. He did special things last year, but let him do that in spurts. Let him do that when it needs to be, you know, when you need to call upon him to be special when you have to be special all the time. That's where you make mistakes because you're getting so much pressure at the middle happened happened to the fucking Detroit games. The way our season ended. I am very confident in what I saw this this this preseason and you know, I'm not a Scout.
I'm not some sort of film watch like Roblox talk, but you would agree Barton is an upgrade; like we've upgraded that guard - Mock gained some weight. He looks better. Look at the step, the good deck. He took when he went back to right tackle and the experience the speed of the game took a huge leap, right? So I'm hoping Mock takes a similar leap and with the upgrade of Barton in the middle. I mean, I'm confident that Baker will not have to be so skittish and fuck. And shit. I'm getting pressure at the middle because that's a quarterback's worst enemy. I know it's cliché but it's true up the middle. They hate that shit. They can step up, let the ends go by.
I'm excited to see that unit in front of yeah, I think the addition of an actual run game and not having to be special every third down no matter what because you're in third and eight plus every single drive. I think that paired with the fact that the defense is probably going to be able to get off the field consistently and continue to give these guys chances and opportunities. I think. There's just this quiet like just killer confidence about Baker right now where he just understands what he has to do. It didn't ever feel in camp and practice all the stuff. We've seen where it looked like he was forcing anything. It all just seemed to come very effortlessly.
A lot of stuff we've talked about for years is how it always feels like it's so difficult for the bucs to move the ball, especially from the quarterback position and passing. But Liam has changed things to where you can kind of feel it on Baker and you can feel it on the rest of the guys, and he hasn't really been too vocal. He hasn't. He hasn't talked too much shit. It's just been kind of low-key under the radar. That's fucking killer, dude. That's usually when you get sniped right, and I'm that I think Baker understands the moment, and he doesn't have to do too much; Rashad and Bucky. I think are going to give him some really good out not outlets necessarily because I didn't even be by design but I look for that screen game to really open things up to run game to open things up and Baker just going to have an effortless.
I don't want to say easy because not this easy NFL because I will say their head coach now for the for the. Commanders Redskins, whatever the fuck they're called. He is a good defensive coordinator. Right? We know all about him. Will he be great in week one? No. Will the defense be great in week one? No, but he's going to have something and I think the bucs just happen to have enough talent and Liam is going to be able to put them in a position where they're not, you know, playing 10 on 12 as it felt last year with Dave and it as it felt sometimes with Byron. Listen Robux. Go ahead. You're going to say exactly what I just said. We will. So says big test with Alan and pain this week and I agree.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not that's not falling on deaf ears or I'm not disputing or arguing that you were right, but God damn it when you're going against Vita van can see every day, you know, like I'm not saying Alan's a chump. I'm not saying they're better but like you're going against Vita iron sharpens iron plus you would agree and he says going to have to roll Baker out. Sam and I had a long conversation along with Stank specifically about that watching the new offense, right? They're not really doing much, not scheming. But you're just watching, what the Buck likes to talk about, dancing bears, right? You saw a lot of like Lyman moving in One Direction last year. It seemed like every time a dime-piece Dave would use the frickin' rollout.
There was a linebacker or safety just hitting Baker in the mouth and we stopped doing it. So I agree because it was pretty all you can do some more naked boots and some more boots, and get Baker out the pocket, but we have much better fucking this year and the scheme is kind of working it that way, right? Like when they boot to the right, the linemen are moving to the left. So you fake the fucking defense. No Dave's booting to the right and just having guys take a step. That's thing though late when you are running that Zone scheme properly and everyone's moving in that direction and the running is working and you're actually gaining yards. I know people say when you run the ball, you don't have to run the ball for play actually work.
Well, that's that's true. But if it's working and it's moving that that bootleg is absolutely killer because everyone's now flowing because the defense is trying to anticipate they're flowing with that line. Like you said, now you pull that Yankee do to whatever you want to call it opposite direction. You're gone. You have a tight end sneaking out. You got a running back sneaking out. You got you know, Bucky Irvin and Rashad on the field the same time. One of them sneaking out like it's deadly. You got, you know, imagine Jay McMillan just coming across the opposite direction dude on a little cross. I mean, it's going to be crazy because they are actually running the true Zone scheme, which we heard from certain players behind the scenes last year that they were not properly running it.
They were not coaching it properly. They were not even running in the actual zone scheme. Yeah. We all saw it. We also know we all saw it, but your players told us it definitely was not happening properly. So now they're actually doing it the right way. So that rollout game is going to be deadly and a lot to you know, why that linebacker is always there because it was predictable when they were going to do it. I mean, we were all calling plays in the stands by like week eight. That's how bad it got, man. I'm just Liam had me not wearing pants in that Miami game. I was like, 'We didn't even scheme.' We didn't know; it's just whatever, it's just fun. We haven't seen we haven't seen any of the motion.
We haven’t seen really. Exactly who Liam is yet. But we’ve seen enough to get us excited. We’ve seen that man-on-man we’re getting some push up front which we haven’t seen in years and that’s exciting, and Rock said it’s going to be a long season if we can’t run the ball. No, it’s going to be the same season like Groundhog Day. Like it’s been for the last fucking 30 years if we can’t run the football, you know, maybe we’ve had a sprinkle there here there, right? So if we have a running game, the unintended consequences of that is that maybe our defense doesn't have to be on the field the entire game, making maybe defense a little fresher. Maybe we got some fresh guys up front for once right?
Maybe what about this completely dead by the I don't know, the beginning of the third quarter. So that's also something I'm sure Todd Bowles is banking on. I love this people taking summer here and saying 'be pressing', saying 'stank fix your fucking camera man.' Yeah, you listen guys. Can you guys imagine Todd Bowles' defense playing with a lead? Yeah, with the young studs that we have. I mean what making the offense that you're facing predictable putting them in must pass situations and then being able to tee up and just say go get them. I mean, I can't we haven't seen that in a very long time since Tom Brady 2021 honestly, so that's going to be exciting as hell dude. It's just we've heard Defenders bro. We've heard Defenders talk to us personally Sammer.
We've heard Defenders, you know, and you know years past. We'll just leave it at that that like dude. I was I was exhausted in X game. Because like we just we had like 90 snaps bro because no chance to run the ball. You know, it makes a difference man. If we can run the ball control the clock, which was Todd wants to do and keep us that defense fucking fresh. And then like you said play with the lead and then unleash the dogs on GMT singles, bro. So oh man. So we'll get in a little bit more detail as we get closer to this game. Thursday will be the next show. But before I forget Max Twist Stank has his camera setting to set to Caucasian. Yeah, he does.
He does sometimes my camera puts me in witness protection for some reason. I don't know what, you're so here's the thing. You're so pale when the light hits you, you blend into the light and it doesn't know what to focus on. So it just says, all right, I guess I'm going to that skull in the background on the flag. Are you saying I should like you're basically tracing paper as it relates to a camera? All right, so Sam are we going to the next subject here? Yeah, next thing. This is the massive. This is massive news. Okay, I'm fucking excited. Alright, you guys talk a lot of shit to us online about fantasy football. This fancy football that latte thinks he's, you know, fantasy football aficionado. Maybe he is.
Maybe he's not we're going to give you guys a chance not only to play against us. Okay, the three of us here, but you'll be able to play on up against the entire 813 Network that includes Jake Arians, that includes JC Cornell, that includes I believe Benjamin Albright's in it. Haha, that includes Yarko, but we only have three spots three spots available. And here's the thing. We can't just give them out, right? So we've decided let's make it a contest. How can we choose three people to compete against us? All right against against us in this fancy football league. And this is how it's going to be. You're going to have to submit a video no longer than what's what latte 60 or 90 seconds. Did you say seconds 90 seconds 90 seconds.
Okay. And you have to convince us with your unique take your unique shot. The beauty of your shot. You guys know it tickles my fancy looking amazing on camera. Okay, but you've got to convince us as to why you deserve that spot over anybody else and we're going to pick three. But here's the catch: you have until Wednesday. So you have tonight, tomorrow. You're going to play him on Thursday's episode; no, we're doing a draft on Wednesday night, Stank. Can we stop? Yeah, you can get yeah. We'll play him on Thursday. Sure, we'll take the worst three and we'll play him on Thursday's episode at the end. That's why I scare people. You're going to give me Presley says who can chug the most, huh? Why would you want people throwing up?
That's disgusting. You should do a video of that. Yeah, make that your video and make automatically not going to not going to be chosen there. Okay, but hey, hey, Sam, I forgot to mention: You must be subscribed to all of our socials. Following all of our socials on Twitter. It's going to be listed on the thumbnail on the little little beautiful artwork the summer makes. And then you get to get to compete it up against us. I can't fucking talk; I'm going to be too excited, to excited. Somebody just said they can't find a link to the new site: Can you spam it into the chat right now? Can't find a link to your new site - literally 'a13.dot' (wait, that's not TV. Yeah, that's the numbers). Pelagic says he's already sent multiple videos.
No, Plagic. Not not the Italian videos. You've got to send down your ones, bro. I mean, you keep sending them. Those that's great. I'm not saying stop. Yeah, phenomenal. Honestly. Yeah, just unbelievable. Yeah, talented Italian food right there. So we'll put out a social post and you guys will have Tuesday tonight. Tuesday and Wednesday basically to send in these videos no longer than 90 seconds. If they are longer than 90 seconds, I will send them back. Okay, as Sam or said bonus points for creativity. You got it. You got to tell us in the video why we should choose you to play with us and compete against us. Bonus points for creativity. Quality of camera. Maybe your outfit. I don't know where you shoot it. Let's get freaky with it man.
Have fun. You know, I mean, I stick out in our memories. So we pick you if you have a phenomenal beard right camera quality like latte said, I mean, you know, maybe you're wearing reverse brain hat. I'm looking for props. I want to see practical effects. I want to see some good writing. Okay, it needs to have a beginning a middle and an end right? This needs to be you look for a good story. You want a good script? You want a good script? You want to dance film festival? That's really ultimately what we're trying to achieve here. If you're good enough, we might hire you. We have a company now. All right. Wow us. Wow us right now. Okay, just do it. Clip!
This you post on Twitter, clip it up; I mean, we have an internet. We have an internet. Hey, the weird thing is Sam or really has interns and for all those, you're imagining like how Sam or deals with the interns. It's exactly the way you imagine. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. As a matter of fact, you're a great leader. Great boss. He put up beers for them for us, right? And all of them, you know had nicknames like glasses guy, sniffy mustache. No, no, no, that those are the notes. I took when I first met them. So I'd remember who's who so watching your camels. Do they watch my camels? That's actually that's actually one of the tasks. That's actually one. One of the tasks that they will be competing in as we get them broken into.
Is that what we're going to say? Because this is like a fraternity. Okay, row come back back. Are there interns in Bangladesh? No, I would never bring interns from Bangladesh. That's an absolute waste of internships. Hey, just so you know, I love Bangladesh. I can't really say it but I love it. I love them. I don't have any beef bucs by 30 says this is such a daunting task more than three days would have been helpful. You know what? You might as well. Just hang up your diaper. You little bitch because that just sounds like a lot of whining. Okay. I mean, I need more than do a video in a diaper inside your man. Send me. Yeah, dress up like that. Dumb baby from Rugrats and maybe you'll have a chance.
Zach bucs by 30. Yep. Jared. Jared, who is one of our beautiful interns? So I drove all around the city. Wait, did Zach a Hall of Famer? Jared commented. They sent me to watch vehicles on Saturday. Yeah. That really happened. That really happened. But that was one time. It was one time on your stripes. It's like rookie hazing. F**k, f**k the NFL, soft. And if my car guy was sick. All right, you want me to drive in a dusty car for more than two days? I can't wait. I told you. Sam and I told you when we saw you at Hooters. We saw it. We saw your girlfriend. Very sweet girl. Wonder get up. It's your wife. Don't f**k it up, f**k it up, Derek. You're kicking your coverage, man.
Don't don't drop the don't muff the punt now, bro. Hell. Whoa. You got to punt the muff. Oh, no, no. You don't want to put that muff. He doesn't. He doesn't have a ring on that. Muff can't put it. Yeah. Yeah. You got to secure the muff. Then, you can put it all over the place because you know, it's coming back. Right? But wait, but Zach, Zach Hall of Famer of the show. Been in the home forever, man. We love Zach. But that's it. This is a this is a soft ass take, bro. This is such a daunting task; three days would have been nice. Listen, what happened? When when when when XYZ gets in the game because somebody got hurt, man. You take advantage of your opportunities at next.
Man up. You should have been ready already. That's been ready. You should have been ready. You know how you know what? You don't need to get ready; don't get ready. If you're ready. They ready. But you know what? Stay ready. Who else has a built-in 90-second video better than fucking Zach? He just goes into your man cave and shows people. But the sweaty Jersey guy. No, no, no, no. That's cheap. He does that. It's too easy. It's like the jeweler who brings home jewelry for his wife on the on the anniversary. It doesn't it doesn't fly. I want to see your man cave in the video. Yeah, if your man caves in the video, you're disqualified. Yeah, you're disqualified. No, that's cheap bro.
Now somebody else somehow finds out where he lives and drives to his house and does their their video submission from his man cave, top of the list, right? Listen, I'm not going to know. I already got a video. You already got a video. Okay. I don't know. We haven't even told you where to send the video guys back. I'm not going to tell you or give you any hints on how to get in there like guarantee, but go to Chuck E. Cheese and from your video do that. Hey, maybe dress up like that dumb mouse at Chuck E. Cheese and then do the video that way. Chuck E. Cheese and back. Beat up that mouse, and you're in.
Zach says he has somebody said how long 90 seconds or less guys, 90 seconds less will put out a post you guys can all fucking calm down. Okay, just make sure you follow all of our socials. You'll find all of that information on our new link trees and all of our bios as well as the loose cannons Twitter account. And of course at the 813 TV on Twitter, make sure you guys follow on Twitter. Check us out on Facebook. We have a Facebook page. Now. We have an Instagram page. We're going to have a tick-tock page very very very soon. Okay, on top of that. It's going to be amazing. And of course, our new YouTube channel, youtube.com/slash/813 TV, right now go right now hit the like button here once the show ends; make sure you subscribe to that new channel because we're eventually going to migrate over there.
Pelagic just donated $2 submitted my vid. Let me know when I pick if you know, okay. I don't know how that's going. We're going to be unless unless. Did you send? I mean, if it's Italian, you might win; you might win if it's what I'm thinking; it might be that would be that would be that's you know, you know, he knows the way to my heart. He knows the first place your mind with a West Side Sports 49 says the fantasy Football League is about to be lit and unhinged. Yes, it is. Yeah, bro. Come on. It's going to say her pick Baker, first pick. Listen, I'm I'm only picking bucs players and if any you snipe it I'm killing you like literally I'm going to say this right now.
I'm going to say this right now and say this right now. Listen fantasy football usually over on week 13 week 14 is a championship, right? That leaves two games. I'm just saying maybe I'll throw in my ticket for the winner to come watch a game with us depending who it is. Are you too fucking annoying now? But if you win the league and I like you have you come watch the game with us. I'm just saying maybe I'll leave my wife and kid at home and I'll bring one of you. I have a prediction. Okay by about week 11, I'm going to be sitting my starters because we're going to have locked up everything at that point. Okay, so I'm just going to lose on purpose after week 11. Just.
Heads up to everyone out there. So you guys know we're not going to take chances. We're not going to injure our guys. We're going to go in and we're just going to go in healthy. That's the plan. I'm just, I'm disqualified. I use my man cave. But John is out here submitting videos for the official submission. Yeah. Yeah, early bird gets the worm. Nobody said anything about being too early. Nobody said anything about being too early. John's one of our boosters. I mean, you know, that's yes. There's a mafia. Yeah, you know, sorry bucs by 30. I mean you first of all, you're crying earlier. Now, you're crying. Again. I mean, a lot of tears, a lot of tears. You're not talking to scan his Hall of Famer man. Act like it.
This is what you do. Zack. You go to that little airport that has three employees. That's me, to film your video and no TSA. That's the website. Sports are surprised that I'm being confident. You're right. It is not a look that I usually take. I'm a very humble person. Some say the most humble. Showing confidence is not something I do very often. You're right. We've done this before in the past guys, but not as official because we're fishing on 813 dot TV West Side Sports says anytime. A player's yeah, we gave people shit. Don't draft any fucking Saints and I'll do it. If I see a single say fuck that if we see a single Saints player get drafted right after the draft is complete.
The commissioner will be removing those Saints players from said teams and then whoever is available at the bottom of the at the top of the heap in that position group is who you get. That's it. You don't get even you don't even get asked about it. You draft a Saints player. That's it. Latte will be playing in the first ever Fancy Football League that has no active Saints player on a team. No Saints. No Saints allowed. No Saints allowed bro. No Saints allowed. You can just make them under. I will make them undraftable. I'm going to make all no Saints. Oh, dude, that's a Malik. No Saints allowed. No, thanks. Oh, holy shit, dude. Holy crap. Somebody just called me Samir in the chat and that's how we're leaving folks.
Check us out on the 813 dot TV. That is the name of the actual. I'm sorry. Not that for that is the URL the 813 dot TV is the URL for the website. Check it out. We got some new articles that went up today. We got Rock Riley's update from one book about Yaya Diaby and a couple other guys, and some Todd Bowles, you know, interview and he also spoke to Graham Barton. So check that out and we'll see you guys on Thursday night. In the meantime, check out all the shows that are coming up between now and then, Tuesday or Wednesday articles. I mean, we got literally a buck show every single night. This week. We also have the betting show. We've got Thursday night football. We got Friday night football. We got Sunday slated games. We got JC and Jake picking games giving you guys parlays. I mean, it's going to be ridiculously fun, man. I cannot wait. Go bucs. Hey, hey, and just you guys know you're in there.
YaYa Diaby Back at Bucs Practice | 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Week 1.mp4
What's up, bucs Nation? It's September 2nd, 2024, and you're watching the newly minted Loose Cannons podcast of the 813. That's right; we've officially launched! If you guys didn't know, we had a bit of an announcement. Okay, we had a bit of an announcement before we get into that. You guys know who I am - I'm Sam. We're hanging out with Stank, Bastard, and the return of my brown brother, the Poppy Latte. Okay? The Poppy Latte. Now, for those of you who missed we had a little bit of an announcement earlier today. We announced something we've been working on for about two years which is a network that brings you a website that's unmatched, okay? It's you can consume Buccaneer content and video written form interactive form, we have tons of stuff up our sleeves, okay!
It's called The 813, you can check it out at the813.tv, and before I forget, make sure you click the link at the top of the chat and go and subscribe to the new channel we're not on there yet, we're going to let that build up a little bit and continue doing what we're doing here, but that will eventually be our home for good. And of course, you can see every one of our episodes from here on out on the813.tv as well, so you don't even have to leave the website. You got bucs news coming from Rock Riley, you got Jerry... uh James. Yargo, you say rock Riley rock Riley yeah that's right. By the way, rock will be joining us he'll be joining us in the second segment tonight.
And before I forget, also listen: You got fully loaded on there with JC and myself; you got the Loose Canons podcast; you got Rock Riley Daily okay, not weekly, daily updates with video from one buck. Okay, we've got Yargo; we've got Jared writing up articles; we've got a new show called Money Line Dogs which is an NFL wide betting show with JC and Jake Arias, and of course we've got NFL Insider Huddle, it's called The Huddle NFL Insider Huddle, and we've got a show with Jake Arias and Benjamin Albright. Okay, we Got an all-star cast, I got five minions that I, that well, I got five interns that we now call minions or we got a whole team. This is ridiculously exciting!
So make sure you guys check that out by the end of the show or after the show. Um, boys, it is uh, it is week one. It is officially... You didn't ask me, am I part of this venture? You, you're now saying number one, number two. I said 'stink bastard' and I said 'the poppy latte.' I said 'okay,' okay, all right because I wanted to give Latte the stage. Am I appearing now with Benjamin Albright and Rock Riley. You are wow, incredible! That's our co-workers... now, but you know I, I caught that by the way, and and f fuck you stank because he announced you first he always announces me first then he announces you last we've been best for last right let's thank first and it was kind of weird it was kind of weird but i'm just i'm still trying to figure out sam how riffraff like us ended up getting a guy like rock riley like benjamin albright and jk rumors riffraff like us pull that off
rumor has it there's a video that shows how exactly we can i mean picture how exactly we uh acquired said rock riley that talent and other talent of course uh you guys are going to meet some really really talented people honestly on this team people you may have Heard of before like Yarko and Rock Riley, but then others that you have not heard about who are ridiculously talented. Um, massive shout out to those of you who've seen the video, massive shout out to one of the interns, Sniffy, he goes by Sniffy, absolutely crushed the production of that video, man! And shout out to our boy Geo, Tampa-based rapper, who did the narration for us, uh, absolutely crushed that. We also have some new stuff, yeah, Geo the OG, look him up.
Um, we also have a new uh, new intro coming soon, guys, so uh, check it out, it's Week One, okay? Then the biggest news so far on a Monday, considered a bonus, you know, practice day for the boys. At one buck, Yaya Diaby's out there moving around, looks comfortable, and he looks like he's getting ready for week one. Boys, it's it's uh it's exciting stuff! I mean, six weeks ago the sky was falling, four weeks ago whatever it was. He, the guy's an alien, he's an alien right? And by the way, one more thing on geo, go follow him for real, it's good shit, it's good music! I mean we had other people lined up, we had like you know, Lovy Smith, you know, we had people and we were like, 'No, who would geo?' Because we had Lovy Smith and he's from Tampa in the booth, somebody that's been in a basement somewhere in Tennessee ready so we went with you guys, you.
Guys, I had Greg Shiano emailing me right about doing it too, yeah, narration and we're like no because he was going to say 'toes on the line' or something. He's asking you like adjust your thermostat for him; no, he actually messed up the so he sent in an audition at the end, he says, 'We're not just a sports media company, we are toes on the line,' and that was it. And I thought he was trying to make fun of us or something; I'm not quite sure, I don't get it, that guy's just a weird just a weird dude anyway, yeah, I had the obby back in the building working with the guys out there moving around, I mean that's what we want to hear, right?
They've kept them on the shelf since the injury getting them ready for week one yeah todd bull says something like oh it's a bit early to tell that's fucking gamesmanship he's playing week one right guys i mean he's not out there moving around for fun he's fine yeah he's practicing this week for a reason and he is going to be playing week one we're gonna have our full repertoire for rotation and uh i'm excited honestly i'm excited football's fucking here but we have to talk about guys running around shorts anymore good on good i mean you know practices with other teams we're here baby it's fucking here i'm so excited you know you Mentioned shorts, I'm not even wearing shorts. I'm going no bottoms; I'm going straight. We need to pull right now.
I'm just fully excited if you know what I'm saying. I'm pumped! It's game week, man! Like Sammer said, 'Hey, we're recording tonight.' I was like, 'What are we gonna talk about? We have a whole nother week and again... I was like, 'Well, no wait. We're we're six days from football - Buccaneer football that is!' I haven't had pants on in the last 27 hours; I'm still going strong, 27 straight hours right now, no pants. What does that do? Anything! You left home and like, 'Okay, who else gonna get the mail dude?' Sometimes, like I enjoy the stroll. To the mailbox, um, I actually make it twice a day, not everybody has a cane to assist them, you know, I mean like my bad, I mean out there leaning on the tripod checking out the mailbox, you know, that's the whole deal, no.
So listen, one of the starting off the season, you're going against this guy, in you know, Jayden Daniels, he's gonna run around it was important that Yaya was there, I think the bucs understood that, that's why they sat him, that's why they got him ready, um, I'm excited to see him, can't see Vita JTS at that point could fall into a sack if Yaya comes out and does what he's supposed to do, he had a ridiculously good offseason, um, I'm Excited man, I'm just pumped to see him be there ready for Week One because I think that defensive line is going to drive me crazy. I'm excited, man; I'm that whole defense and I'd hate to have us you know have some pass rush issues or you know rushing quarterback, that whole thing right?
Yeah, I, I agree. Um, we'll get more into the game plan specific stuff later in the show and we have another show coming up but uh speak just speaking on Yaya being back it's it's incredible; I mean not many guys strike fear and I'm going to be careful, I'm not going to say strike fear challenge someone who's an adequate or equal alien like the record. On the record, like Yaya is just different. He was having a ridiculous camp and he got hurt, but he was like he was unblockable; it was insane. So I'm excited to, you know, I'm glad they they sat him, they rested him, and now unleash him on this rookie. Yeah, thank you awake, you're having a stroke there! No, I, I am, I'm just imagining because lately we talked about this.
Nobody paints a better picture than Latte. All right, I just want to see Yaya out there, fully healthy, can't see the game, slim down, slim down angry this guy's angry the entire off-season! Yeah, right? Hey, he wants some Jayden Daniel; imagine that game plan. Listen, we want you to Start the season strong so we have this, it's crazy playing Vita okay it's it's off the wall I don't know if you're gonna be able to do it but we are hoping that you can just not eat for two months leading up to the season yeah he's like why would you want to do that he's like that would be illegal but Jayden will run for his life that's bad that's bad news oh apparently it's working do you know how do you know how upset Vita is right that's what I'm saying I I fear for Jayden Daniels like not eat for two months he's just seen a barbecue chicken out there dude just glistening the sauce is like perfectly placed on like been brushed on. He's out there just in the sun, he's getting that char, I mean Vita's gonna be starving, dude. I wouldn't be surprised he has four sacks in the first quarter, uh, bucs by 30, bucs by 30, Zach we love,
yeah, so I uh can't imagine telling him you're prayers every person I listen to my birthday one of those hearts right sir, whatchu want and whatcha wanted and whatcha did, honey. They just wanna eat sam many times and you know you've all got the talent and you're leaders wasn't easy or because you know I'm really forgetful so I'm feeling like last week I have been doing a Welter shoulder belt on and I, so I wanted to make sure that I'm being. Careful to taste some Florida, right? You got it, me kind of want kick there at night can't you until the couch down the side. I mean, like, bruh, I'm looking for some water; it's cold out there. Put a poll up just really quick, just for just for shits and giggles.
Sammer, what was worse, the Glennon mob or the trash cans? What was worse, I don't know. First of all, it's the trash cans. I think you actually gave a little lisp today. Sorry, and Jonas, yes bro, I think you're at it today, bro. I haven't been telling Jonas for like three weeks; I've been teasing that it's the really the ugliest bug side I've ever worn in my life with the stripe down the middle. He's like, 'You want that the other day I had it in my hand. I'm like, 'I don't know if he really wants it,' and I didn't get it. Now he's mad at me, so yes, Jonas, I'll get you your hat, I promise. And, listen, everybody knows I'm formulating a list of the things you can't do this week, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna just let you know.
LaTte live on the show; you can't see your son this week. What? There's no Jayden's this week. Sorry, what is wrong with Jayden? What is Jay Oh Jay, no that's a name different spell his name much differently. The why, the why changes everything right. Why changes, you guys. Listen, we're a professional podcast now; people are investing. I see super chats lots of things I can't read very well. Can you read those new chats? Absolutely, I mean y'all know you can't read. You could try; it's more entertaining than me reading it clearly. It's more entertaining watching you try. Uh, LBC's most wanted 499 super chat says 'Saludos' loose cannons over/under one and a half C's over/under on Cohen leaving in one and a half years.
I happen to believe that there might be a plan in place for Liam Cohen if he does his job well, and I expect him to do his job well; to be well. You know, continuation plan uh the uh heir apparent to Todd Bulls who I don't anticipate being fired but could at some point say you know what he has said i don't want to coach until i'm seven he's you know we'll just yeah i'm not as confident as sammer i could see a scenario where like after week four dime dumpy stave gets fired and then all right no shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut
up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up all right moving on next one all right we have another one 49 super chat from west side sports says scale of on a one to ten how confident are you in the defense in getting the over in three plus sacks On the commander's uh, listen I anticipate five sacks on uh Sunday just because it's a rookie quarterback, he's gonna want to run, he's gonna want to leave that pocket more, you know, sooner than he wants and he's gonna be seeing the kitchen sink thrown at him basically by Todd Bowles who's gonna have what, four or five weeks ago? I know they're saying oh not much to prepare for it's a rookie quarterback.
You blitz him, you go exotic as hell, and you just have fun. Late, I agree with Sam 100. We've heard Todd say he's come on this show; he's told us personally the key to a rookie quarterback is your blitz, and if they look at the rush, you got him. Yeah, fucking blitz and all they got him if he looks one time at the rush it's over so uh you know we're gonna get into it now right we're already here we're waiting on our guests to call but uh it's going to be very important to stay in your rush list do your job right don't go 45 on us, get live and leave your fucking gap, stay in your lane, stay in your gap, do your job contain him because he's a Russian quarterback and I I agree with Sammer they're gonna bring the kitchen house from everywhere they're gonna bring Tai Chi they're gonna bring Whitehead they're gonna bring...
they're gonna kitchen house bro what is the kitchen house? Forgot Whitehead is back, bro. We don't bring kitchen sinks here; we bring the whole kitchen house. Okay, I like that actually. You can see Jay Dan scrambling right; he's like, 'Oh look, I got this angle here.' You guys forget like it's a pistol. I mean you guys, you guys have been in my house right? I have a bathroom that's the size of a house, I do have a kitchen that's the size of a house, so they're bringing the kitchen house. It makes a lot of sense; I mean that - that's a great that's a shirt that's great, that's great. Okay, so so I have a question, I have a question though Stank speaking of Whitehead, sorry Sammer.
Yeah, if he did hit him the way he hit Aaron Jones in the NFC Championship, what would happen to Jayden's go dead? Let me do him easy; he's like 150 pounds so yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, nobody wants to see that. Hopefully, Jayden wears that big puffy thing on his helmet, I guess it's legal to wear, I don't know, is it only for linemen or a lot of wear it? Guardian cap, whoever wants to wear it can wear it now; anybody can wear it so... Listen, Jade, if you're watching this which I'm sure you are because you're trying to pick up all the details inside info and where else would you go but right here? Um, you should wear the puffy hat. You're probably Gonna get knocked the fuck out regardless, but you know, protect your your melon.
I don't really hate you at all; you know, you're not in your division. Good luck to you, sir. You're no longer an LSU asshole, so no wow! Okay, alright, guys. It's time for... I believe we'll do this every couple weeks, but it's time for uh a special guest somebody that you guys all know, okay? A guy who's never been on the Loose Cannons podcast, but he knows his way around one buck. I'll tell you what: Rock Riley live from One Buck with The Rock Riley Monday call-in update - Rock, what was going on out there at One Buck? Incredible! That's not bad; that is, that is not that. Bad Sarah, not that bad. Congratulations! What's funny is I could do rock and I could do rocky.
Right, that is here I am on the steps here I am on the steps in Philadelphia. I'm over here with the world heavyweight champion. How you doing, Rock? Go ahead, what's up? Slide, listen no, the vibe today was very business-like. They got an extra day of practice normally Tuesday is the off-day so they came in today, remember? They had Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off. I thought that was a good move at first; it's like three days off, but you know what, man? They rested their bodies nobody got in any kind of trouble. It isn't like the old school these guys. Are more aware they have so much to lose anymore; they're so everybody came in ready to go, and it was kind of business-like, um, and I was kind of surprised we were asking Todd Bowles about you know the game plan; he's like, 'We haven't given them the game plan yet.' We were doing other things now.
He didn't say specifically what they were doing, but they're going to go over the game plan tonight. The coaches stay well into the night and then when these guys get there on Wednesday morning, then they get the install, then they get the game plan, then they're ready to go. But I just know that it's going to be a lot of fun and it's going to be a lot of Fun, I noticed I was watching Baker when he was going through uh the offensive throw you know, the quarterback drills. It seemed like he even had a little bit more zip on it, you know what I mean? They got their bodies rested after training camp and after the heat, and it was it was kind of a good vibe, but not too much of a pumped-up vibe, even though we're all excited; it's now finally regular-season football.
It was kind of like a business-as-usual attitude today. Rock, listen uh... I mentioned there early on the show before you came on, and I wanted to wait to ask you, but you know the whole world stopped if for a moment everybody had to catch their Breath right, you know we saw it when Jensen went down early in camp a couple years ago and it happened this year, Yaya Diaby being carted off the field and everyone took like it just took a dump in Tampa, like over over that, everyone overreacted bad overreacted. But but he was carted off, rock, that's a fact right, yep. And then a couple days later, a week later, he was carted off rock, and they're like, 'Oh, he's in the locker room walking around with shoes on, no boot, no nothing.' Like this guy's an alien, bro!
Tell me about Yaya, he was out there, he was practicing rock, like he... yes. Now I'm glad you brought that up, Papa Latte, because he had been, he'd Have that zero jersey on, he's out on the field at every practice but he hadn't done anything I mean even what we saw like sometimes they work with a trainer maybe a light jog had not seen him run at all till today I was shocked, sprinting full full sprint, no limp, nothing. Now bol when we ask balls about him goes yeah, he'd look great today. We still got a couple of more days to go and as long as I've been covering this sport or any of these sports this long, what they tell me is you can run in a straight line pretty fast in a sprint it's a matter of can you cut, can you pivot, you're moving some ligaments man that are still a little bit raw.
So, that's the only thing, but watching him today when they do this drill when they all warm up and then they're supposed to run nobody sprints, he was sprinting, and so that made me feel really good. Young guy looks like he is healed very very good very very fast, rock um a little bit of a surprise. It's Trey Palmer, I believe you said in your Rock Riley update on the 8/13 earlier today that he was in a non-contact jersey. Um, has it looked for him for Week One? Are they probably happy now that they have a guy like Jalen McMillan so that they don't really have to push a guy like Trey, or are they you know looking forward to having him for Week One?
And for this game on Sunday, that's a good question when we asked bowls that he was like he's just sore and he wouldn't say anything but he looked okay, you know he was participating it was just like you couldn't hit him so I don't think it's that serious, and remember guys it's only on Monday and I I've I've seen guys where they can't even practice in limp on Wednesday barely move on Thursday and then you see him out there on Sunday so it didn't he was out there running around pretty good it's just that you couldn't hit him but you are right, you are right Sam oh are they glad that they have Jalen McMillan whether or not they have Trey. Palmer, 100 or not, they're very glad they have Jalen McMillan.
I've been right a lot, I've been right a lot tonight, you guys notice that I've been right a lot tonight, you guys notice that I've been right a lot tonight, you guys notice that, right just all the time, kind of, kind of no saying like we all know like I'm usually sore on Mondays too, right. But when the game is here, lights are on, I always perform, usually. Hey, they have to play 60 minutes, thank you're what? 12 seconds you're like home for the 12-minute drill bro. I've been married 16 years bro. Listen, I know how to score in the red zone two-minute drill it's all practice, you need you. Need the other players to get you to that three-yard line exactly and then you'll punch it in, you guarantee you'll punch it, you'll punch it, and you'll finish it off.
Work smarter, go ahead, go ahead! I was gonna say, um, you've been down there, you've been down there the entire camp. We're super excited, we're super pumped! I mean, the the juices are flowing! Rock this offense, man! This run game? We watched the Dolphins game together, that one drive, seven plays, march right down the field. Rashad White was untouched, he was untouched, rocked out the middle, Brandon Barton, you run game, new offense, what are your thoughts, man? Every time I can Tell you what man, you're hitting on all all all the key points because every offensive player that I have talked to this offseason including Godwin when we ask Godwin what are you most looking forward to 425 on Sunday he said the running game they have noticed it's the way that they are set up in this running game it's the way they've been getting off the ball it's the
blocking scheme it's everything they're really really confident and that's the one part of the offense that really needed to improve man, and you know it that might be the sneaky part of the Buccaneers even though you got Godwin even though you got Mike Evans. Even though you got McMillan, even though you know the running game and it's not just Rashad White, it is Buckey; look at what did it's the blocking scheme so that's the thing that is going to be the key now if they can't run football it's going to be a blocking scheme it's going to be the way that they're going to smell some romantic long season but that's what I'm most looking forward to and everybody from the line everybody they're crediting Liam Cohen and his system, the way they're running the football again; it's only been pre-season we haven't even played a game but it's just they're confident about it, it makes a difference when.
You go from a pretty boy, a guy who's got that twinkle in his eye to a guy that clearly doesn't look in the mirror, doesn’t comb his hair, doesn’t care about that kind of thing – okay, for those you know they’re not necessities right? So I’ll let you leave after this rock, we'll kind of and because our next segment is bucs versus Commanders guys to watch for. So I wanted to ask you this weekend, this Sunday's game, who are a couple of guys that you're gonna have circled, have your eye on that you're, you know, most excited to look at? You're not gonna give them context, bro like Rock’s been covering this team for a long time, Rock can. You confirm or deny the only guys that have success here are ugly coaches, man.
You gotta have ugly coaches; you can't have 'oh, I've already explained it to him.' Hooters, I explained it to him, no, no, no; he did, he did. And thanks, like I really do believe there is something to that. You've been covering a long time, can you confirm or deny? Well, there is one thing though: I was listening, I've been following the Falcons, and you have their press conferences, you know, the NFC South. And Raheem Morris was like 'oh man,' you know; he wears Lululemon, I'm like, really, Liam Cohen wears Lululemon, and he he he does like to style so there is that guy, I don't know. If you want to hear that you never, you never seen ugly girls, ugly, ugly people could wear Lulu, that's hysterical.
The change the fact that you know ugly rock number one, number two, rock this is 101 baby! I mean, if you got a sponsorship with Lulu, you gotta rock the Lulu bro! I agree, there you go, there you go, there you go! I mean, his name is Lulu Cohen, right? I mean, it makes a lot of sense, right? Yeah, Lulu Liam, Lulu Liam Cohen just came up with something instead of dime piece; there you go, you did it, Lulu Liam! It was more right here, Lulu Liam, I'll tell him that now, I'll let you guys tell him, but uh, no, honestly Jayden Daniels so bowls was bragging. About him today, on the other side, you know, and I think you're right, you got to make him uncomfortable, and you're getting him in the first week, that's a key.
All I got a guy that I know used to work under us here in Tampa, he's the main sports he covers the Commanders like every day, and he was just saying that, like Jayden Daniels is very talented, and you can see that on the practice field, but it's going to be a whole different story with the Buccaneer defense. This isn't a defense that they have to know Malcolm very good wide receiver. We were talking to McCullum today; he actually he comes across as being real confident, not cocky, but very confident, which is good to see, talking to him today, um, and on the bright side, as well as my like sleeper for this year, but in this game just don't beat yourselves.
I think if the Buccaneers don't have a lot of penalties, don't have false starts, just play their game they should be able to beat the Commanders. The Commanders have a new offense, a new defense, uh, uh, new you know, new head coach, new GM, new quarterback. Sarah Walls from NFL Network had a real good question to ask today and she was saying that how do you study and game plan for a team didn't do anything in the preseason has a new offense has a new defense has a rookie. Quarterback, you got no film and he was like, 'look, that's how it is, Week One, because nobody really is showing anything, and you know, sometimes maybe you can go back to last year. So they're starting from scratch; they haven't had the winning culture and the weapons.
I mean, just don't beat yourselves. Don't beat yourselves, and you should get the dub coming out of this one on Sunday. Hell yeah! Rock! Thank you so much for joining us. We're gonna have you do this every couple weeks on Monday. We love it. We're finally Monday! Update @TheEightOneThreeDotTV, @TheEightOneThreeDotTV, I am so, so pumped up about it, man. Awesome. Rock buddy yo, I'll see you on Friday. You know what I'm talking about? See you all right. I don't know what you're talking about, but I see you. Thank you so much. Oh, okay. I got you. I got down. It took me a while. You know, I have anxiety, man. It takes me a while. All right, guys. I'll see you, man. Thanks, Rock. Thanks for doing this. All right, boys.
Listen, we asked Rock who his guys to watch for are. We'll start with you, Lotte. You know what? You need to name the segment Rocked Up. Rocked Up with Rock Riley. Got it. Yeah. With Rock Riley. Bug Commanders, this Sunday, boys. Lotte, two guys you're watching for. Two guys, you got your eye on this Sunday. I'm blown away by this super chat. Stank, can you read that, please? Because I am just so honored. Some guy named Pelated Computer said, 'Good to see the pop.' Hey, how much did he give us? Brought back five. Five dollars. Good to see the pop brought back the host with easily the most football acumen. That's how you say that word, right? Ah, 'acumen'. The best looking, the most talented. Welcome back, Papa Lotte.
Hey, it's a 'fucking' joke. Hey, we need to fix it. Rock was not popular. I know I'm never going to fix that. That is a lot. Papa Lotte, Papa Papa Lotte. Love you. Love you, Pelagic. Two guys to watch for. There's only five dollars with him, by the way. Yeah, guys to watch for. Come on, give me two lattés. Come on. Week one. We're jacked up, dude. I could be in the entire roster at this point. I'm watching the entire 53. We're talking. We're talking about the Redskins, right? Because I will never call them the Commanders. Are we talking about the books? Why would we be watching the Commandos, dude? Because we have to watch somebody. We have to watch out for what? If you're excited to see Jane Daniels, I guess it's up to you.
Answer how you feel. You know, how you think you want to answer it. Ah, fuck. Thank you. Go first. What was the question? Right here? The question. I'll start. I'll start. You guys are absolutely just not ready. It's not sorry. We had a long offseason. I get it. Listen here. I'll give you guys one. We'll start. We'll talk about this guy, man. The game doesn't come out till tomorrow. Do you? It's a game. Plan. You've been on JC sharpening your tools and training. Yeah. I mean, like, you can't have been on bro. It's on here. Here's what I'm looking at. Okay, Zion McCollum definitely got a circle on him. Okay. I want to see how he not only plays as a starting corner. Totally different realm for him.
He's the guy right now coming in as you know, a guy filling in. It's a different mindset. It's a different expectation into how does he play the edge? If Jane Daniels gets out of the pocket when you get in that no man's land where you don't know what you're supposed to do where we saw Carlton Davis so often kind of bite and get beat over the top. So I'm curious to see how he's going to be ready for a guy like this because I don't think I've seen him play against, you know, a very mobile, you know, dual threat type quarterback in the NFL and I'm a little concerned but I had this confidence about him at the same time. So that's one guy. I'm definitely watching.
Okay, as far as guys to watch for me, listen, I'm excited to see them shoot on offense. I hate to be redundant. But I'm just excited to see this running game. I'm excited to see 62. I'm giving you two on offense. I'm sorry. I'm excited to see that push up the middle on defense. Yaya and JTS, man, and Braswell as a unit are outside linebackers stay in your rush lane. As a matter of fact, we joke about they're going to have five sacks and they probably could; they could, I mean, we have some nasty interior lineman, but you can't be so quick to just rush Jaden Daniels and let him step up and get up and through because he is fucking fast. And he is a weapon in the run game.
I know we have great linebackers. I know we have great safeties and all that, but stay in your lane. Keep them in the fucking pocket. Make him make the correct decision and let Yaya and can't see do their job up the middle, and then it's going to it is if you stay in your rush lane the outside and he can't step up. He's going to get fucking sandwiched by you. Okay, that's what I'm done. I agree with you like to that same point. I think they're going to blitz a lot of the middle with Levante with Jordan Whitehead with KJ Britt. Decker. That guy's a maniac! Just run right up in there and just keep them in the pocket, put that pressure in that kid's lap, and hopefully that ends up curtailing him from running into sacks with JTS and the guys on the outside.
But you're right, if they get out of those rush lanes and he's running out, that's going to be bad news for the bucs defense and secondaries trying to make tackles against guy like that. You know, that rookie or not your athleticism is interesting. Stat by the way: staying before you go just so you guys know Jaden Daniels, correct me if I'm wrong plus he's in the chat. He's a stat guru, but I want to say I heard a stat in the draft. That he took the most hits in open field for a quarterback in college football last year. In other words, he doesn't know how to get down. He's not very where like he got blindsided. He would get rocked by safeties and shit.
So with that being said Jaden, you better get down because there's a certain Whitehead and Winfield. There's there's headhunter not headhunters, but there's dudes that missiles out there bro. So get down because Britt would love nothing more than the run right through your fucking chest. Yeah, I'm at the stank. It's close. You can't see I it's hard for me not to get too excited about this guy. Like I you know, we're bucs fans. We love pass rushing interior defensive lineman three Texans. He he flashed he was special. You want to really make it hard for young QB, just get pressure right up the middle, you know Vita looks just slippery, slippery, slim. All the all the. The S words I can even come up with right now, slick.
It's gonna be scary but slick exactly college. You can't see I we've had we have superstars on this defense right? Winfield, Devante, David college. You can't see could end up being if he's healthy could end up being the best player on defense. That's how excited I am. So I want to see a fresh coming off of a great rookie season. I want to see that guy just take over games. Because I feel like he could actually have that type of ability. So that's the guy. I really, really, really can't wait to watch. I wholeheartedly agree with you and you know, that's a testament to what I'm about to say, feel like connect Elijah. This, this offseason is kind of felt at the cracks. Nobody's talking about it. We're talking about nobody's mentioning him.
We've talked about it. Hey, Sam and I had a long conversation with him after practice on the field and he's like, 'I'm good because I'm excited.' I had all camp. I'm healthy, great. I mean, this kid is ready, like like a boat. I'll just let him do it. Yeah, he understands his role. He knows what he can do. He's confident in his abilities and we saw what he did in a tour lines game. Like I, he earned us an extra possession where we could have won that game as opposed to letting the Lions basically ice the clock, right? He made that play change the ending of the game and gave us a shot. We didn't pull through obviously, but still we got that shot. The other thing I'm watching for guys, honestly, you're going to feel it.
I know I see you too. I saw somebody mentioned it, but go ahead. I'm excited as well. I was going to say not Lululemon. Not Lululemon. It's so good. No, no, that's not that. But that's not it. The the kickoff return guys, Bucky Irving is going to be back there. If Trey Palmer doesn't play or does play, I think we have Slick. Yes, I want to say real bucs talk said he's decided to see Cam. I was like, well seeing him for that one one game. Like I see why the bucs were like, we don't need to see you playing any of the games keeping you on the roster. Explosive bro. It's a tour me between him between him and Bucky back there. Like I think we have the right guys to pop one dude.
It hasn't it's been a while since even a punt return has been returned for the bucs. But that now that you kind of have to kick it to the guys. I'm confident a guy like Bucky or Cam being able to just get through and beat one or two guys now and you're through, and I think we wouldn't be shocked if we return to kick off for a touchdown this Sunday. Honestly, it's something I'm excited to see, you know, we're probably with this new rule. That's what the NFL rod wanted, right? We might see a couple. We lost the NFL, but I like our chances as good as anybody else with Bucky back there, Cam. They know how to one cut and just go. It's a run.
It's basically a run play, just a bunch of guys blocking you and there's no layers to it. You just got to get past the one guy and you know, get through a crack and you're gone most of time. So I'm excited about that. For sure. I'm that guy who likes trying to get a chance to see what he is a little bit. He's he's good hybrid receiver running back, you know, got a build kind of like a like a back. He's a big thick kind of guy. So I have a feeling he's going to like solidifying himself as our returner and we just don't know. I have no idea what to expect at all from special teams. He reminds me of really thick and strong version of Peter Worek and the way he moves.
Yeah, but not Peter with us. Peter had Peter was really quick to it, but more of a twitch to him because he was fighters, but he just reminds me a little bit of that. But it's a lot. I see done bro. I see done really. He's a lot bigger than don't know. You talking about Bucky or can I'm talking about Bucky? You know, I'm talking about Kim Johnson. Him. Yeah, this reminds me that and I've looked I anticipate they're going to have him build gadget plays that kind of shit. Yeah, dude reverses and you're talking about reverses. I'm going to bring up a blast for the past build wise. He looks like it and plays like I'll say this guy never played like that. Right? The explosiveness the athlete.
He looks like the Ben around the Aurelius. He doesn't really. It has been to me bro. He looks like Ben. You're going to say 'get himself a hell of a game week one against Minnesota Vikings one time', but it never the athlete the joystick that what they envision never came to fruition. But Bucky, I mean a cam though. You see it. You see it translate to the field. Oh, yeah. Somebody in the chat actually said 'cam has some A in him'. He, yeah, I saw that comparison to his little bit of an A in him for sure. I see it. It's thicker than him. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what he is yet. Run some routes were stupid dude. Yeah, he runs. The fuck out of some routes.
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All right, come on; how important is week one of what I consider Redemption Tour 2.0 for Baker coming? This is a big game, man. I think it's he's got; he I think he puts on a show. Honestly. I really do. I think he comes out there chip on his shoulder and does a little bit what he did with Minnesota last year, but with way more fireworks. Yeah, I mean if it's hard to put your finger on what's different even Jason Lee had an issue like kind of every everybody's hard to describe Baker's different, right? He he's it's the. He's bringing fatherly energy the football field. Now, we still get the same Baker, right? All right, get your freaking weight up, you know, we'll headbutt your wife in the nose all that kind of shit, but he's a dad now.
So he's going to dad superhero powers. He's going to school, you know, Washington football team, whatever they call themselves now, right? It's just like I like it. I like that energy. He's bringing now, right? He this is his town. He's embraced us. He's not going anywhere. We are married to this guy. Okay. As much as I think Kyle, he could be a great quarterback in this league. Stop. I put it behind me. I put it behind me, but it’s my guy. That’s because my guy and and man, it’s just it’s it’s been a while. So are you going to mention Kyle Trask every episode? This is an episode. Don’t let it put him to I just put him to bed forever. He’s not. He’s never going to be a Buccaneers quarterback.
Somebody else you mentioned before me. I’m also excited. We’re gonna put that to bed. I’m also excited to see Baker, but specifically. The unit in front of him that has been upgraded, right? We saw in that preseason and it’s preseason, but he was comfortable in the pocket. Untouched what I quite honestly reminded very much as Miami versus the Hurricanes this week where you know, I mean Miami versus the the Florida Gators this week. I mean might what might as well have been that because nobody else showed up on the other side. Nobody else. But we talked about this before the game happened. I said, hey, we're going to beat you in the trenches. You're not going to touch Cam and Cam was as calm as a [expletive]. I'm untouched. I'm sorry.
I had to get my hurricane taken here, but that's what I feel about Baker. And I've said this before: I said it after we drafted Cam. Baker is like fire, right? You're trying to hold on the fire. You got to contain fire, right? He can be special. He did special things last year, but let him do that in spurts. Let him do that when it needs to be, you know, when you need to call upon him to be special when you have to be special all the time. That's where you make mistakes because you're getting so much pressure at the middle happened happened to the fucking Detroit games. The way our season ended. I am very confident in what I saw this this this preseason and you know, I'm not a Scout.
I'm not some sort of film watch like Roblox talk, but you would agree Barton is an upgrade; like we've upgraded that guard - Mock gained some weight. He looks better. Look at the step, the good deck. He took when he went back to right tackle and the experience the speed of the game took a huge leap, right? So I'm hoping Mock takes a similar leap and with the upgrade of Barton in the middle. I mean, I'm confident that Baker will not have to be so skittish and fuck. And shit. I'm getting pressure at the middle because that's a quarterback's worst enemy. I know it's cliché but it's true up the middle. They hate that shit. They can step up, let the ends go by.
I'm excited to see that unit in front of yeah, I think the addition of an actual run game and not having to be special every third down no matter what because you're in third and eight plus every single drive. I think that paired with the fact that the defense is probably going to be able to get off the field consistently and continue to give these guys chances and opportunities. I think. There's just this quiet like just killer confidence about Baker right now where he just understands what he has to do. It didn't ever feel in camp and practice all the stuff. We've seen where it looked like he was forcing anything. It all just seemed to come very effortlessly.
A lot of stuff we've talked about for years is how it always feels like it's so difficult for the bucs to move the ball, especially from the quarterback position and passing. But Liam has changed things to where you can kind of feel it on Baker and you can feel it on the rest of the guys, and he hasn't really been too vocal. He hasn't. He hasn't talked too much shit. It's just been kind of low-key under the radar. That's fucking killer, dude. That's usually when you get sniped right, and I'm that I think Baker understands the moment, and he doesn't have to do too much; Rashad and Bucky. I think are going to give him some really good out not outlets necessarily because I didn't even be by design but I look for that screen game to really open things up to run game to open things up and Baker just going to have an effortless.
I don't want to say easy because not this easy NFL because I will say their head coach now for the for the. Commanders Redskins, whatever the fuck they're called. He is a good defensive coordinator. Right? We know all about him. Will he be great in week one? No. Will the defense be great in week one? No, but he's going to have something and I think the bucs just happen to have enough talent and Liam is going to be able to put them in a position where they're not, you know, playing 10 on 12 as it felt last year with Dave and it as it felt sometimes with Byron. Listen Robux. Go ahead. You're going to say exactly what I just said. We will. So says big test with Alan and pain this week and I agree.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not that's not falling on deaf ears or I'm not disputing or arguing that you were right, but God damn it when you're going against Vita van can see every day, you know, like I'm not saying Alan's a chump. I'm not saying they're better but like you're going against Vita iron sharpens iron plus you would agree and he says going to have to roll Baker out. Sam and I had a long conversation along with Stank specifically about that watching the new offense, right? They're not really doing much, not scheming. But you're just watching, what the Buck likes to talk about, dancing bears, right? You saw a lot of like Lyman moving in One Direction last year. It seemed like every time a dime-piece Dave would use the frickin' rollout.
There was a linebacker or safety just hitting Baker in the mouth and we stopped doing it. So I agree because it was pretty all you can do some more naked boots and some more boots, and get Baker out the pocket, but we have much better fucking this year and the scheme is kind of working it that way, right? Like when they boot to the right, the linemen are moving to the left. So you fake the fucking defense. No Dave's booting to the right and just having guys take a step. That's thing though late when you are running that Zone scheme properly and everyone's moving in that direction and the running is working and you're actually gaining yards. I know people say when you run the ball, you don't have to run the ball for play actually work.
Well, that's that's true. But if it's working and it's moving that that bootleg is absolutely killer because everyone's now flowing because the defense is trying to anticipate they're flowing with that line. Like you said, now you pull that Yankee do to whatever you want to call it opposite direction. You're gone. You have a tight end sneaking out. You got a running back sneaking out. You got you know, Bucky Irvin and Rashad on the field the same time. One of them sneaking out like it's deadly. You got, you know, imagine Jay McMillan just coming across the opposite direction dude on a little cross. I mean, it's going to be crazy because they are actually running the true Zone scheme, which we heard from certain players behind the scenes last year that they were not properly running it.
They were not coaching it properly. They were not even running in the actual zone scheme. Yeah. We all saw it. We also know we all saw it, but your players told us it definitely was not happening properly. So now they're actually doing it the right way. So that rollout game is going to be deadly and a lot to you know, why that linebacker is always there because it was predictable when they were going to do it. I mean, we were all calling plays in the stands by like week eight. That's how bad it got, man. I'm just Liam had me not wearing pants in that Miami game. I was like, 'We didn't even scheme.' We didn't know; it's just whatever, it's just fun. We haven't seen we haven't seen any of the motion.
We haven’t seen really. Exactly who Liam is yet. But we’ve seen enough to get us excited. We’ve seen that man-on-man we’re getting some push up front which we haven’t seen in years and that’s exciting, and Rock said it’s going to be a long season if we can’t run the ball. No, it’s going to be the same season like Groundhog Day. Like it’s been for the last fucking 30 years if we can’t run the football, you know, maybe we’ve had a sprinkle there here there, right? So if we have a running game, the unintended consequences of that is that maybe our defense doesn't have to be on the field the entire game, making maybe defense a little fresher. Maybe we got some fresh guys up front for once right?
Maybe what about this completely dead by the I don't know, the beginning of the third quarter. So that's also something I'm sure Todd Bowles is banking on. I love this people taking summer here and saying 'be pressing', saying 'stank fix your fucking camera man.' Yeah, you listen guys. Can you guys imagine Todd Bowles' defense playing with a lead? Yeah, with the young studs that we have. I mean what making the offense that you're facing predictable putting them in must pass situations and then being able to tee up and just say go get them. I mean, I can't we haven't seen that in a very long time since Tom Brady 2021 honestly, so that's going to be exciting as hell dude. It's just we've heard Defenders bro. We've heard Defenders talk to us personally Sammer.
We've heard Defenders, you know, and you know years past. We'll just leave it at that that like dude. I was I was exhausted in X game. Because like we just we had like 90 snaps bro because no chance to run the ball. You know, it makes a difference man. If we can run the ball control the clock, which was Todd wants to do and keep us that defense fucking fresh. And then like you said play with the lead and then unleash the dogs on GMT singles, bro. So oh man. So we'll get in a little bit more detail as we get closer to this game. Thursday will be the next show. But before I forget Max Twist Stank has his camera setting to set to Caucasian. Yeah, he does.
He does sometimes my camera puts me in witness protection for some reason. I don't know what, you're so here's the thing. You're so pale when the light hits you, you blend into the light and it doesn't know what to focus on. So it just says, all right, I guess I'm going to that skull in the background on the flag. Are you saying I should like you're basically tracing paper as it relates to a camera? All right, so Sam are we going to the next subject here? Yeah, next thing. This is the massive. This is massive news. Okay, I'm fucking excited. Alright, you guys talk a lot of shit to us online about fantasy football. This fancy football that latte thinks he's, you know, fantasy football aficionado. Maybe he is.
Maybe he's not we're going to give you guys a chance not only to play against us. Okay, the three of us here, but you'll be able to play on up against the entire 813 Network that includes Jake Arians, that includes JC Cornell, that includes I believe Benjamin Albright's in it. Haha, that includes Yarko, but we only have three spots three spots available. And here's the thing. We can't just give them out, right? So we've decided let's make it a contest. How can we choose three people to compete against us? All right against against us in this fancy football league. And this is how it's going to be. You're going to have to submit a video no longer than what's what latte 60 or 90 seconds. Did you say seconds 90 seconds 90 seconds.
Okay. And you have to convince us with your unique take your unique shot. The beauty of your shot. You guys know it tickles my fancy looking amazing on camera. Okay, but you've got to convince us as to why you deserve that spot over anybody else and we're going to pick three. But here's the catch: you have until Wednesday. So you have tonight, tomorrow. You're going to play him on Thursday's episode; no, we're doing a draft on Wednesday night, Stank. Can we stop? Yeah, you can get yeah. We'll play him on Thursday. Sure, we'll take the worst three and we'll play him on Thursday's episode at the end. That's why I scare people. You're going to give me Presley says who can chug the most, huh? Why would you want people throwing up?
That's disgusting. You should do a video of that. Yeah, make that your video and make automatically not going to not going to be chosen there. Okay, but hey, hey, Sam, I forgot to mention: You must be subscribed to all of our socials. Following all of our socials on Twitter. It's going to be listed on the thumbnail on the little little beautiful artwork the summer makes. And then you get to get to compete it up against us. I can't fucking talk; I'm going to be too excited, to excited. Somebody just said they can't find a link to the new site: Can you spam it into the chat right now? Can't find a link to your new site - literally 'a13.dot' (wait, that's not TV. Yeah, that's the numbers). Pelagic says he's already sent multiple videos.
No, Plagic. Not not the Italian videos. You've got to send down your ones, bro. I mean, you keep sending them. Those that's great. I'm not saying stop. Yeah, phenomenal. Honestly. Yeah, just unbelievable. Yeah, talented Italian food right there. So we'll put out a social post and you guys will have Tuesday tonight. Tuesday and Wednesday basically to send in these videos no longer than 90 seconds. If they are longer than 90 seconds, I will send them back. Okay, as Sam or said bonus points for creativity. You got it. You got to tell us in the video why we should choose you to play with us and compete against us. Bonus points for creativity. Quality of camera. Maybe your outfit. I don't know where you shoot it. Let's get freaky with it man.
Have fun. You know, I mean, I stick out in our memories. So we pick you if you have a phenomenal beard right camera quality like latte said, I mean, you know, maybe you're wearing reverse brain hat. I'm looking for props. I want to see practical effects. I want to see some good writing. Okay, it needs to have a beginning a middle and an end right? This needs to be you look for a good story. You want a good script? You want a good script? You want to dance film festival? That's really ultimately what we're trying to achieve here. If you're good enough, we might hire you. We have a company now. All right. Wow us. Wow us right now. Okay, just do it. Clip!
This you post on Twitter, clip it up; I mean, we have an internet. We have an internet. Hey, the weird thing is Sam or really has interns and for all those, you're imagining like how Sam or deals with the interns. It's exactly the way you imagine. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. As a matter of fact, you're a great leader. Great boss. He put up beers for them for us, right? And all of them, you know had nicknames like glasses guy, sniffy mustache. No, no, no, that those are the notes. I took when I first met them. So I'd remember who's who so watching your camels. Do they watch my camels? That's actually that's actually one of the tasks. That's actually one. One of the tasks that they will be competing in as we get them broken into.
Is that what we're going to say? Because this is like a fraternity. Okay, row come back back. Are there interns in Bangladesh? No, I would never bring interns from Bangladesh. That's an absolute waste of internships. Hey, just so you know, I love Bangladesh. I can't really say it but I love it. I love them. I don't have any beef bucs by 30 says this is such a daunting task more than three days would have been helpful. You know what? You might as well. Just hang up your diaper. You little bitch because that just sounds like a lot of whining. Okay. I mean, I need more than do a video in a diaper inside your man. Send me. Yeah, dress up like that. Dumb baby from Rugrats and maybe you'll have a chance.
Zach bucs by 30. Yep. Jared. Jared, who is one of our beautiful interns? So I drove all around the city. Wait, did Zach a Hall of Famer? Jared commented. They sent me to watch vehicles on Saturday. Yeah. That really happened. That really happened. But that was one time. It was one time on your stripes. It's like rookie hazing. F**k, f**k the NFL, soft. And if my car guy was sick. All right, you want me to drive in a dusty car for more than two days? I can't wait. I told you. Sam and I told you when we saw you at Hooters. We saw it. We saw your girlfriend. Very sweet girl. Wonder get up. It's your wife. Don't f**k it up, f**k it up, Derek. You're kicking your coverage, man.
Don't don't drop the don't muff the punt now, bro. Hell. Whoa. You got to punt the muff. Oh, no, no. You don't want to put that muff. He doesn't. He doesn't have a ring on that. Muff can't put it. Yeah. Yeah. You got to secure the muff. Then, you can put it all over the place because you know, it's coming back. Right? But wait, but Zach, Zach Hall of Famer of the show. Been in the home forever, man. We love Zach. But that's it. This is a this is a soft ass take, bro. This is such a daunting task; three days would have been nice. Listen, what happened? When when when when XYZ gets in the game because somebody got hurt, man. You take advantage of your opportunities at next.
Man up. You should have been ready already. That's been ready. You should have been ready. You know how you know what? You don't need to get ready; don't get ready. If you're ready. They ready. But you know what? Stay ready. Who else has a built-in 90-second video better than fucking Zach? He just goes into your man cave and shows people. But the sweaty Jersey guy. No, no, no, no. That's cheap. He does that. It's too easy. It's like the jeweler who brings home jewelry for his wife on the on the anniversary. It doesn't it doesn't fly. I want to see your man cave in the video. Yeah, if your man caves in the video, you're disqualified. Yeah, you're disqualified. No, that's cheap bro.
Now somebody else somehow finds out where he lives and drives to his house and does their their video submission from his man cave, top of the list, right? Listen, I'm not going to know. I already got a video. You already got a video. Okay. I don't know. We haven't even told you where to send the video guys back. I'm not going to tell you or give you any hints on how to get in there like guarantee, but go to Chuck E. Cheese and from your video do that. Hey, maybe dress up like that dumb mouse at Chuck E. Cheese and then do the video that way. Chuck E. Cheese and back. Beat up that mouse, and you're in.
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Pelagic just donated $2 submitted my vid. Let me know when I pick if you know, okay. I don't know how that's going. We're going to be unless unless. Did you send? I mean, if it's Italian, you might win; you might win if it's what I'm thinking; it might be that would be that would be that's you know, you know, he knows the way to my heart. He knows the first place your mind with a West Side Sports 49 says the fantasy Football League is about to be lit and unhinged. Yes, it is. Yeah, bro. Come on. It's going to say her pick Baker, first pick. Listen, I'm I'm only picking bucs players and if any you snipe it I'm killing you like literally I'm going to say this right now.
I'm going to say this right now and say this right now. Listen fantasy football usually over on week 13 week 14 is a championship, right? That leaves two games. I'm just saying maybe I'll throw in my ticket for the winner to come watch a game with us depending who it is. Are you too fucking annoying now? But if you win the league and I like you have you come watch the game with us. I'm just saying maybe I'll leave my wife and kid at home and I'll bring one of you. I have a prediction. Okay by about week 11, I'm going to be sitting my starters because we're going to have locked up everything at that point. Okay, so I'm just going to lose on purpose after week 11. Just.
Heads up to everyone out there. So you guys know we're not going to take chances. We're not going to injure our guys. We're going to go in and we're just going to go in healthy. That's the plan. I'm just, I'm disqualified. I use my man cave. But John is out here submitting videos for the official submission. Yeah. Yeah, early bird gets the worm. Nobody said anything about being too early. Nobody said anything about being too early. John's one of our boosters. I mean, you know, that's yes. There's a mafia. Yeah, you know, sorry bucs by 30. I mean you first of all, you're crying earlier. Now, you're crying. Again. I mean, a lot of tears, a lot of tears. You're not talking to scan his Hall of Famer man. Act like it.
This is what you do. Zack. You go to that little airport that has three employees. That's me, to film your video and no TSA. That's the website. Sports are surprised that I'm being confident. You're right. It is not a look that I usually take. I'm a very humble person. Some say the most humble. Showing confidence is not something I do very often. You're right. We've done this before in the past guys, but not as official because we're fishing on 813 dot TV West Side Sports says anytime. A player's yeah, we gave people shit. Don't draft any fucking Saints and I'll do it. If I see a single say fuck that if we see a single Saints player get drafted right after the draft is complete.
The commissioner will be removing those Saints players from said teams and then whoever is available at the bottom of the at the top of the heap in that position group is who you get. That's it. You don't get even you don't even get asked about it. You draft a Saints player. That's it. Latte will be playing in the first ever Fancy Football League that has no active Saints player on a team. No Saints. No Saints allowed. No Saints allowed bro. No Saints allowed. You can just make them under. I will make them undraftable. I'm going to make all no Saints. Oh, dude, that's a Malik. No Saints allowed. No, thanks. Oh, holy shit, dude. Holy crap. Somebody just called me Samir in the chat and that's how we're leaving folks.
Check us out on the 813 dot TV. That is the name of the actual. I'm sorry. Not that for that is the URL the 813 dot TV is the URL for the website. Check it out. We got some new articles that went up today. We got Rock Riley's update from one book about Yaya Diaby and a couple other guys, and some Todd Bowles, you know, interview and he also spoke to Graham Barton. So check that out and we'll see you guys on Thursday night. In the meantime, check out all the shows that are coming up between now and then, Tuesday or Wednesday articles. I mean, we got literally a buck show every single night. This week. We also have the betting show. We've got Thursday night football. We got Friday night football. We got Sunday slated games. We got JC and Jake picking games giving you guys parlays. I mean, it's going to be ridiculously fun, man. I cannot wait. Go bucs. Hey, hey, and just you guys know you're in there.